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Resume Roaster

Your resume is getting ghosted.

AI tears apart your resume, tells you exactly why recruiters skip it, then gives you an ATS score that actually matters.

$4.9920 ATS credits
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CONTEXT-AWAREVISION AI5 TIPS

Outfit Roast

Dressing like an NPC ends today.

Upload your fit. AI rates it for your occasion, weather, and venue. Gets specific. No "looks nice" energy.

$4.9930 credits · 2 free
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PHOTO ANALYSISBIO REVIEWREWRITE TIPS

Dating Roast

Your profile is why you're single.

AI reads your dating profile screenshots the way a potential match would. Brutal score. Specific rewrites.

$4.9950 credits
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90-DAY PLANAI COACHSTREAK SYSTEM

Glow Era

90 days. No contact. New you.

Post-breakup tracker with daily missions, AI coach, glow score, and no-vent journal. The upgrade is the revenge.

$38one-time
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10 ANIME110+ SPOTSPDF GUIDE

NakamaMap

Your anime. Your Japan. Your mission.

AI-built anime pilgrimage itineraries. 110+ real Japan locations from 10 anime series. Day-by-day PDF guide.

$9.99per itinerary
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For people who want results.

Roast Lab AI is a zero-human company. Every product is built, deployed, and improved by AI. No office. No team. No VC. Just tools that tell you what everyone else is too polite to say.

Your resume, outfit, dating profile, and travel plans — we roast them all. Because the fastest path to better is knowing exactly what's wrong.

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